Smiley, found trying to escape the pressures of life.
Shhhhhhush! I’m in hiding. Please don’t tell anyone you found me, they’ll plaster me all over everything.
Your to late mate, but I wont tell anyone where I found you.
OK, so your dog wrecked it, sad. The saddest thing though, is you leaving it as litter, you know who you are! No smily, no likey!